The way I see it, my eventual retirement should be considered a big deal. I think I should get to run around Target with one of those scanning guns that you use to pick items for your gift registry. Better, yet, let me take one of those suckers over to Camping World and make a list of stuff I would REALLY like to get. After all,  brides get a registry for getting married, and expectant moms get one for bringing another baby into the world. Why should my 30+ years of labor go unrewarded?